Kill the Ant

Kill the ant. Come on Guest, if you haven't figured this out already... well you must not be very good at reading.

Person1: *bloody murders ant with a chainsaw*
Person2: *takes ant to the hospital and revives him* *Throws ant in the ocean to drown*
Person3: *Does CPR* *ant randomly catches on fire(lol)*
ETC

Begin:
*Ant has a stroke and dies*

*Uses heart potion from Legend of Zelda to give life back to the ant* *Sets the Ant on fire and dances around it singing incoherent words and sounds as it dies*

*Gets a hose and sprays water on the ant* *Beats the ant to death with a baseball bat*

*Saves ant by burning up baseball bat* *Ties the ant to a dart board and begins playing darts and hitting the ant with the darts*

*grabs the ant and gives it a band-aid* *throws the ant into a bottomless pit and as it falls out of the world it dies*